Hermione: Don’t overreact.
Harry, already digging his grave and shovelling dirt on himself: I’m not.
wanda and pietro + reassuring and helping each other with touches
My ex-husband used to call me a nocturnal animal. What ex-husband? I didn’t know you had an ex-husband. Since when? A couple of years in graduate school. It’s weird, I’ve been thinking about him a lot lately, and then recently he sent me this book that he’s written, and it’s violent and it’s sad, and he titled it Nocturnal Animals and he dedicated it to me.
Amy Adams as Susan Morrow in Nocturnal Animals (2016) dir. Tom Ford
Tony: -wraps arms around Stephen from behind-
Tony: -brushes Stephen’s hair behind his ear-
Tony: -whispers- Eat my frosted animal crackers again and we’re fucking done.
BONUS:
Peter(around the corner): -quietly drops the cracker bag and runs-
MCU as Songs Vol. 5: Disney
- Tony Stark: You’re Welcome - Moana
- Thor: Perfect World - Emperors New Groove
- Steve Rogers: Zero to Hero - Hercules
- Natasha Romanov: Poor Unfortunate Souls - The Little Mermaid
- Pepper Potts: Happy Working Song - Enchanted
- Peter Parker: I Just Can’t Wait To Be King - The Lion King
- Peter Quill: One Jump Ahead - Aladdin
- Gamora: I Won’t Say I’m In Love - Hercules
- Drax the Destroyer: You’ll be in My Heart - Tarzan
- Rocket Raccoon: Why Should I Worry - Oliver and Company
- Groot: I Am Moana - Moana
- Nebula: Do You Want To Build a Snowman? - Frozen
- Mantis: Part of Your World - The Little Mermaid
- Stephen Strange: Bibbidi Bobbidi Boo - Cinderella
- King T'challa: Evermore - Beauty and the Beast
- Princess Shuri: Belle (Reprise) - Beauty and the Beast
- Okoye: Lesson Number One - Mulan II
- M'baku: A Girl Worth Fighting For - Mulan
- Nakia: Something There - Beauty and the Beast
- Queen Ramonda: Mother Knows Best - Tangled
- Wanda Maximoff: Let it Go - Frozen
- Vision: Once Upon a Dream - Sleeping Beauty
- Loki: Evil Like Me - Descendants
- Scott Lang: Life is a Highway - Cars
- May Parker: Never Knew I Needed - Princess and the Frog
- Ned Leeds: Friend Like Me - Aladdin
- Michelle Jones: Colors of the Wind - Pocahontas
- Nick Fury: I’ll Make a Man Out of You - Mulan
- James Rhodes: You Got a Friend in Me - Toy Story
- Thanos: Be Prepared - The Lion King
If you don’t follow Ava I’ll put a curse on your crops so follow @mcu-headcanons or be warned
so the cah pride pack has options for buying it “with glitter" and “without glitter” and knowing cards against humanity they just tip like 3 tablespoons of fucking glitter into the pack of cards and send it out
this is absolutely what they’ve done
I did it to myself so you don’t have to
send help
joss whedon: loki tortures and murders people for fun, and, despite being the god of CHAOS, is a fascist who says things like “it’s the unspoken truth of humanity that you crave subjugation”
taika waititi: loki is an annoying little shit who day-drinks, puts on theater about himself, and fucks his way to the top
joss whedon: loki and thor are gods, so they always talk proper and posh and in cryptic riddles so for no reason. it makes them seem more powerful and mystical.
taiki waititi: one time when they were kids loki turned into a snake because he knows thor loves snakes and then thor went to pick up the snake and then loki turned back into himself and screamed “yueagh, it’s me!” and then he stabbed thor